My brother, who works in IT for a public company, just asked if I was as miserable as the EY auditors at his company look while they are there auditing.

Just found this bowl and it’s hilarious. I feel less guilty for shamelessly flirting on fishbowl now

Recently learned that the whole “humans only use 10% of their brain” thing is not true at all. What are some other common science misconceptions?

Anyone have good turnip prices?? Halp

After months of depression and suicidal thoughts, I had a big realization that pulled me out of it.. that I’m alone in the world and I can’t rely on anyone else but myself. As a chronic people pleaser, this was liberating.

Anyone have any interview experience/advice for the IBM associate technical consultant federal position…application developer and test specialist specifically.

Is buying fancy condos with high HOA(>$1k) worth it?

Does anyone have experience managing an out of state property yourself? Are there any tips/services you use?

Starting keto Sunday!! 🎉 A little nervous, but doing it for digestion 🙂

Does spotify have QA lead roles ?

What’s a good ACD base salary at a well-known Bay Area tech company that’s not a FAANG.

Any brand/model recommendations for stylish and functional thermos bottles?

Hi all! I picked up a part time job as “computer support” a few months ago and have since found myself doing a lot more than anticipated. I handle installation and maintenance of Burglar systems, access control, video surveillance, network systems, POS workstations, VoIP, and payment terminals. I took the job with no “formal” education in tech. My “trainer” at the company was a joke, I basically taught myself everything. What do you think would be a reasonable hourly pay for such a person?

Any IPS Advisory folks here ?

If a person has joined in August, what's the percentage of hike and bonus amount one can expect?

I'm asking this based on similar occurrences of the past. Thanks!

(Explain like I’m stupid, because I am, but be nice) Refinancing a construction loan to a standard mortgage loan. Borrower and lender entities not changing. Current UCC-1 filed securing “all assets of debtor” in 2019. Why is it necessary to file a new UCC-1 at closing securing the exact same collateral?

I am joining JPM as a VP. Which brokerage accounts are permitted at JP for personal trading?

Does anyone else feel depressed because they feel too stupid for this job?

Do you say “EY” or “E&Y”?

How much should a staff accountant with two years of experience be earning in San Diego?

Why do you think firms got away not paying overtime or paying so little?

What makes you really happy?

Has anyone done the virtual job tryout for Capital One? Basically a personality assessment. I am in the beginning stages of interview process. First step being the online assessment dubbed 'virtual job tryout'. I am anxious about answering 'correctly'. Specifically because it asks if you are competitive, willing to stop what you are doing to help others or prioritize your own work. I'm Accounting Manager at no name company, role I've applied to is Principal Accounting Associate. I have 10 YOE.

EY’s experienced hire onboarding leaves a lot to be desired.

Random: is anyone in the same mindset as me that everything has a black or white answer and grey is just created by people that don’t want to make tough decisions? It’s a debate I have going on with my wife and some other outside parties.

Is there a Deloitte bowl? Only see GPS and controllership?

I haven’t received my physical cpa license/cert but i was approved and show up on the cpa license search site as active. Can I start legally telling people I’m a cpa?

Not having luck finding a relationship or having any guys interested in me for 28 years. Thinking about resorting to plastic surgery to increase my chances of finding somebody

I wonder if we’ll still have minimum billable hours if WWIII breaks out

So can we claim the trophy of being the worst of big 4 now? Not to brag, but I think we are kind of in the lead here 🌝

2 weeks unassigned in may. Can I use PTO for those 2 weeks even if I haven’t accrued it yet? 1st year, and what are the cons of two weeks off? Like utilization. Etc

Do the other Big 4 firms have busy season contracting for audit? Part time or full time? And if so what are the name of these programs?

Is it possible to make a jump from a national midsize firm to big4 at the manager level and still have the potential to move up the ranks to partner?

Thoughts on getting CFP when done with CPA (1 test left) and pivoting from audit to personal financial planning? Estates, taxes, savings, etc. Or should I just stick the OG plan and go into industry FP&A when I make senior/CPA?

I have 2 exams done and am starting work tomorrow. Any tips on keeping up with assignments and finishing these exams before they expire?