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Early in my career, in another industry, I received an automated rejection letter 3 months after the company (software) had already hired me. They didn’t create the software, but still hilarious those automated resume evaluation tools were so bad.

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I had an offer 5 months after a rejection and it said “the other candidate isn’t working out” like...what 😂

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I know 🙈🙈🙈

Girl, bye! I’m good collecting unemployment checks. 👋🏾

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