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Can anyone train me on how to use this app effectively?

Hey everyone! I’m looking to move out to London, I lost my projects due to COVID and if anyone could help me out with a referral in the UK or Europe I’d be very grateful! I can offer a good wine and dine in exchange! 🍾🍱

If the wife is the chief creative officer and the husband is a creative director within the same company, isn’t that a conflict of interest? Asking for ogilvy.

FRM average salary through uhaul

Why does nobody point out the hypocrisy of Democrats nominating Garland and now being against the nomination of a Justice in an election year?

Another day, another bunch of radicalized white nationalists trying to convince themselves their terrorist insurrection is the same thing as black people wanting police to murder them less

Best bars to drink alone at in Seattle? Still trying to make friends here, but in the meantime what’s a friendly place to pull up a stool when you’re alone?

When a consolidated unitary group acquires a TX Corp, does TX follow Sec. 382 and Sec. 383 and apply a limitation on the utilization of the acquired entity's TX R&D credits following the acquisition?

Any from Google Cloud looking for Customer Engineers? I passed my onsite, but currently recruiter mentioned there is not headcount to fit me in. Happy to be squeezed in anywhere at this point.

For folks starting at BCG (experienced hires) in August, is there any indication as to what the first week(s) of orientation and training is like? I.e., remote vs in-person (if in-person, which city), etc.
My SO is convinced she can’t make our weekend plans due to these trainings ..

Interviewing for a Practice Manager position, what Level should I expect (L6/7/8/9?) Also, any interview prep advice?

Hi , After submitting the document when I can expect the HR round for salary discussion?

Partner is pissed at me & judging everything because we disagreed on a deliverable. I was at fault at not giving what was needed even though we disagreed. I respect them, how to fix the relationship?

Persistent conducts interviews just for timepass. After clearing all rounds they don't offer. Aspiring candidate dont attend interviews.

Folks who conduct interviews at FAANG level companies (behavioral and technical): what is it that you are “actually” looking for in candidates? I realize there are standards you’re making sure folks live up to, but is there ever a role that “gut feeling” plays in people you accept or reject?

Managers - do any of you have the ability to check in on your direct reports’ webcams without them knowing to make sure they’re working? The green light next to the camera keeps lighting up on my company computer and I’m getting paranoid haha

Are coverage group hours better than m&a at your bank? From a lifestyle standpoint

Lots of us are skilled at delivery but most sales books seem to focus on the pitch and closing... What are your best resources for learning to develop and nurture strong, lasting client relationships?

3 Day PTO starts now...my buddy's bachelor party. Forget you, utilization.

I have been tagged for this project that doesn’t start until June 10th. My utilization is going to drop significantly but at the same time the deployment team cannot present me elsewhere. Ugh!

Is there a database or portal where all RFP/RFIs are posted? Just out here trying to remove the middle man and make some real cheddar! But in all seriousness does a repository exist that all firms access?

Travel reimbursement…what’s the rule of thumb for when a client is considered out of town? Mileage, distance etc?

And, what’s required to be covered? Been out of the traditional consulting model for a few years now…

My suit pants ripped beyond repair. Is it ok to wear a suit jacket without the pants, like a blazer?

Can introverts sustain in consulting??

Best way to study for AWS cloud practitioner certification? (Not very technical but hoping to learn)

Thinking of buying a BMW X6, thoughts?

Flights cancelled and delayed; spent the whole day in the airport/flying. How do I charge my time?

Can you recommend some names for technology start up?

Any book recommendations for the summer vacation season? What's your favorite book over the last year?

What are some coping strategies if you don’t like your current team (an indecisive manager, some catty colleagues). Tried addressing it carefully but seems like they are who they are... (cont’d)

Any issues at Logan this morning?

EY folk - when are bonus amounts announced? Thanks!

Consultants who didn’t receive a return offer from your MBA internship:

How did you explain this during re-recruiting? Are you happy with the firm you ultimately ended up at?

Fellow fasting fish, how do you maintain energy when we can’t have coffee or water? I’ve been cracking windows, showering first thing, and using certain essential oils 😅 trying not to yawn on these morning video calls!

Has anyone used gliders that stick on tyres of office chair, for better movement over the carpet?

Heading from Frankfurt to LAX mid March. Should I be worried about coronavirus? This is a non-work trip where I’m coming back from vacation.

Colleague passed my work on as his, how to handle this gracefully ?