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Clients making suggestions to my impeccable decks

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When I see my bonus letter!

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Lol

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Nancy's plz fix moment.

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She must be thinking 🤔 about it till the end of reunion

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When I'm asked to eat my hours

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Hearing the raise increase when get promoted.

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Came here to say this 😂

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The partner talks for 25 minutes out of the 30 minutes brainstorming meeting.

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When I'm asked to send 99% of my slides to the appendix

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Someone brings up another long winded topic just when the meeting is about to end.

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I realize that I’ve wasted a significant amount of American taxpayer money

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Actually jokes on me why would she give a $hit about that?

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When I had a ticket home but am staffed over the weekend

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I feel this to the core 😥

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When the SoW is purposely vague about scope

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The firm when the client gives them their budget

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When the client realizes something they wanted is not in scope, and brings it up months into end to end testing 😳

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🤯😒🤬🤬🤬🤬

“Hi! I’m a campus hire from 4 months ago bench surfing for my dream role. Are you available to grab coffee in the middle of the day to talk about your project and my goals and what I expect the firm to do for me?”

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Me about to present my content after asking “any questions” to be polite after the goal slide when the client says “First of all, I don’t think what you are delivering is a valuable solution to us” and goes on a rant about why.

Oddly specific I know. I was me.

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Haha well, then what? Go back and fix?

When my boss sends me emails saying he doesn't want me working overtime but we still have to get all the work done.

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Typical

“Did you bring the 12 printed copies of the 55-page deck? Great, keep them in your backpocket and hand them out only if the client asks for it.”

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... a client elects to remove 47 slides from a deck after demanding them done 10 hours before

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When the client (Pence) loves your presentation but all your manager (Pelosi) seems to notice are all the missing changes that she sent your way to update. Lol

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Client first.

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When the client changes the scope 🥴

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