Does anyone else not relate to the “chill paralegal” memes on litigation god?

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I was a paralegal and now I’m like I wasn’t that chill then either 🤷‍♂️

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Some people do

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LOL sorry

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Noob question: what is litigation god and where can I find said memes?

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