me: how can i help you today?
customer: can you get me a younger wife who talks less?
me: …

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I mean wayfair is known for trafficking right

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Lol i totally forgot about that conspiracy, did anything ever come out of it?

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LOL every time I ask someone if I can help them find something and they say "I'm looking for my wife" I ask "well, are you married? Because that's usually a good start" Some of them just look at me weird but I can usually get a chuckle out of that

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To each is own , but I would find that annoying because it seems as if you weren’t listening. He’s probably already nervous and now he has to deal with OP thinking they are witty. Um drop corny jokes. Js

There's this scene in "Captain Corelli's Mandolin" (Nicolas Cage movie) where a doctor removes a pebble from an old man's ear. Later, after hearing his wife nag at him repeatedly, he asks the doctor if he will please put the pebble back in. LOL it's hilarious

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No sir, but we do sell earplugs...

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Mans must truly be desperate to look for one at wayfair haha

Oh nice, you guys are stocking those now?

Oh wow. I would have had so many responses running through my head, none of them appropriate, and just ended up staring blankly. What did you say?

i just said “excuse me?” haha. the guy was super disrespectful on the call as well

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How do you guys make friends in a new town?

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Hi guys, Can someone refer for any relevant open position in Kyndryl Inc. below is the brief about my profile
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