Paralegals: what’s your least favorite thing about working with attorneys?

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Attorneys 😆 Just kidding. I love 99% of the ones I worked with. What annoyed me the most was having to email them over and over and over to get answers on things. Pre-covid, some barely came into the office, so chasing them down via phone or email was always a challenge.

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When they don’t take me seriously when I warn them about turn-around times or other procedural requirements of government agencies and it inevitably derails a deal or delays a closing, and somehow it’s still my fault.

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Former paralegal here, following for the drama 🍿

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Not a paralegal but deal with attorneys all day.
When they’re only nice to me when they need something.

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Me neither!

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Former paralegal. It was the attorneys. Working with attorneys was the worst part. We suck.

Because my is fueled by spite and I will become more successful than the rude ones. I hoped to one day have the opportunity to be in a position to hire one in particular and either not or hire and subsequently fire him.

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