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I was down with the first two paragraphs. The second two are distractions. Not that cringe though, just too much. But maybe that's because I have dozens of people in my LinkedIn inbox bothering me.

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That hard sell, 3rd paragraph sign-off is hilarious.

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Even better.

Part of her, deep down, understands that LI is a site to sell to make a living, because otherwise, why would she be that tone deaf with the last paragraph.

And all the buzzwords, yikes

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Nice try Accenture.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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God is so inspiring...

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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