“Elite friends” 🤡

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Posting as :
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Reply asking if you get a sew on patch for your jacket to indicate your elite friend status.

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(turns and slowly walks away from Elite Friends (tm) group with ears burning red-hot in shame and confusion...)

Do you realize it’s a scammer? Same fake picture has been around.

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A scammer? ON LINKEDIN? Say sike right now 😳

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Explains why I did not receive this email.

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She’s looking for a LinkedIn sugar daddy lol. Hoping you can help her out with her Verizon payments.

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Don't anybody delete this post. I've never been called "elite" before and I want to bask in it for a while!

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Maybe she’s just looking for the illuminati on LinkedIn..

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Hey we all want elite friends no shame in the game

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Does anyone know what the scam is?

Doubt it - those operations are run overseas.

So am I your friend or your elite friend? SMH

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AI bots need to invent different Asian girls profiles. I have seen her on YouTube, insta, LinkedIn etc

No text message yet?

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