“Elite friends” 🤡


Hi guys,
Need help,I am joining VMware Banglore on 27th June. During interview I told them I need wfh. They said it wil be wfh this entire year. Only mistake I did was i didn't permanent wfh. I took for granted like once I join i can opt for it ( as my VMware friends had said we can opt for it)
Now the offices have started, I am scared if they call me to office , I have 14months son, not willing to leave him n go for office.
So if I ask manager to give me permanent wfh will they agree ?
Hello Sharks, My HR interview is scheduled with an US MNC for one of the niche skills in MarTech space for an IT consultant role. May I know how much salary should I expect? I am expecting around 35 to 45 LPA My current CTC is 18 LPA and YOE 10 years. This is a fully remote position
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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

A little bit of motivation for us all.

And now.. let me take a selfie!

Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

It's the "loves this" for me

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Chief
Reply asking if you get a sew on patch for your jacket to indicate your elite friend status.
Chief
(turns and slowly walks away from Elite Friends (tm) group with ears burning red-hot in shame and confusion...)
Do you realize it’s a scammer? Same fake picture has been around.
A scammer? ON LINKEDIN? Say sike right now 😳
Explains why I did not receive this email.
She’s looking for a LinkedIn sugar daddy lol. Hoping you can help her out with her Verizon payments.
Don't anybody delete this post. I've never been called "elite" before and I want to bask in it for a while!
Maybe she’s just looking for the illuminati on LinkedIn..
Hey we all want elite friends no shame in the game
Does anyone know what the scam is?
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Doubt it - those operations are run overseas.
So am I your friend or your elite friend? SMH
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Gonna leave this here for non-meme savvy folks on this bowl: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-have-been-promoted-you-are-now-one-of-my-elite-employees
AI bots need to invent different Asian girls profiles. I have seen her on YouTube, insta, LinkedIn etc
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