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I think maybe he is trying to say his kid (the baby's parents) are not as focused as him and they should be, so the baby doesn't end up in ER again.

Throwing shade on your kid online, indirectly. I see you

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I think it's more like a jab at the son- or daughter-in-law. "[Grand]Father Knows Best"

Been there. Done that.

Boundaries are a good thing.

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instead of focusing on money, he should focus on getting his grandson to breathe for heaven’s sake.

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Right? His grandson is in the ER and Boomer dude thinks its the perfect occasion for him to boast about how great he is. Yikes.

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I would ask that guy, “Why did your business end up in ER in the first place? “

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It's all an elaborate con for a weird dude who just really likes smelling businesses. I see you!!

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Jesus

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"Little Billy may die but don't worry because BUSINESS!!!"

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"I can SMELL it!"

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Oh that's beyond cringe ... giving the big ick vibes! So wrong.

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This guy has always wanted to be Batman or some type of action movie star.

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Wolverine for sure. Hyper senses. Healing factor. BUSINESS MUTANTS ARE GO!!!

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Name?

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I believe this type of focus is called psychopathy.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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