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Did they cast this in 1995?

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Feels like the Bud Light swear jar spot but long winded and less funny.

Glad they’re trying though.

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"Funny"

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nobody watching this shit lol. 2 minutes? where are the jokes

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I like the concept. Should’ve hired someone actually funny to write it, or just let Shane Gillis riff.

Feels like it was written by two gen-xers/old millennials who didn’t give their younger team a chance.

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Or some kid who has never produced a comedy spot before. Could be either.

Hmmm, super broad jokes, casting straight out of the 80s, way too long. Jim Jenkins?

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I laughed.

Where?

it nicked me!

I like it!

That’s pretty bad.

i didn’t laugh but i respect it

It’s funny because it’s true. Deans of colleges will let you off and give you a bear if you confess to cheating.

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