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Aww yeah, pls fix

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It’s all fun and games until you find out the hard way the partner is golfing buddies with the entire C-suite.

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100% I do this crap all the time. When I get garbage product, the partner gets an earful. DGAF.

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The dream!!

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One time I had opposing counsel who just lost hard after oral argument stand up and say, "I'd just like to note my appeal." Um... OK....

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Studies show, Friday pizza parties are better than vacation.

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Not specifically a law meme

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For anyone still having in-person client meetings (my condolences)

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When the partner checks in on the junior associate

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