Gasp! *evaluates life choices*

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That’ll fix it!

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Not specifically a law meme

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I also have a fifth mood: that feeling when you get back your draft and it’s all red 🤦‍♀️

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Get that informed consent. In writing, and follow up in an email and maybe add a memo to the file.

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