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Wow. First scare the customer, then anger him/her. What could go wrong?

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Genius or poor taste?

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Duuuuude

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Cringe for today!
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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Nice try Accenture.

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