Hahaha I once interviewed for Goldman Sachs’s or was it JP Morgan? And they asked where I saw myself in 5yrs time and I tried to be realistic, saying due to work hours/stress research shows most work for 3-4yrs before moving on hahaha 🤣 saw his face shift! So funny! Share your interview stories please! I have so many

Need advice.
Does anyone know how is the work culture and projects in HCL Technologies (ERS service line) .
I haven't heard about this ERS before and it seems this is a new division.

Anyone have insight on Verily? Great mission, but online reviews from employees are awful. Are things turning around for the better?

Looking for advice. ~1 month ago I started formally complaining to HR about some toxic partners, uncompetitive comp, and excessive work load. There has been a lot of TO in the last 12 months and I have been interviewing elsewhere. On Friday I was given a surprise compensation adjustment from $105 to $120 and it’s been complement city for the last few weeks. Chicago, 7 YoE, 5 in buyside AM and 2 in my current role at inv. consultant. Thoughts on salary level / should I stay?

What would be an exit opportunity like for someone with both FDD and CDD experience?

How long does it take realistically to become a ui/ux designer from scratch and then land a job in india? What salary can we expect?

Have 50k in brokerage to put towards buying a place in Atlanta. Young 20 something who's lease is ending soon

Roth IRA and 401k are well funded but don't want to pull from there.

Should I buy and rent the extra bedrooms to friends, or stay renting and put savings in stock market?

Hello my lovely IBM colleagues 👋🏻👋🏻

What is the process of getting the shift allowance??

Do we just need to clock in our hours in Workday and Time@IBM?

Or is there any other step to be completed?

Can anyone review my resume and give me feedback?

Hi All,

What is the wlb in Areteans for a pega developer.

How is the background verification done in SAP labs... Is permanent address verified? No one stays in my permanent address and it's kind of abandoned, will it pose a problem...

And also... What employment verification is done? Is it deep in terms of roles held,
. Etc?

As a lateral after many months my appraisal starts and is hike good in ibm?

Can anyone let me know about average salary at Morgan Stanley for analyst position given I have 2 years of experience. TIA

Hello All,

How is Blackstone Project in Wipro?
Is it good to join Wipro or Capgemini. Both Final Discussion in progress.

Tech Scrum Master + Delivery Manager
Yoe - 10+

Prometric is closed until May 31 all across the country.

Got an offer from ba continuum for senior analyst role GIB pitchbook team. Confused about asking package, annual increment, work life balance and appraisal cycle. Do they give regular promotions to their employees??
TIA

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

“I just want to see her cry” — People! Wtf!

Today someone quit and just straight up walked out of the office. Like something you'd see in a movie. My jaw is still open. You ever seen this happen?

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.