“I just want to see her cry” — People! Wtf!

Trying to learn how to automate work using python. The specific task I wanna do is using information from a different webstie to create zendesk tickets. Any good resources I can use?
Thank you

Heya, what is the typical range for a C and SC at Deloitte within the Data and Analytics Practice?

What is the official vacation announcement for EY during 4th July weekend?

Hello folks,

I am new to fishbowl and recently got an offer from Publicis Sapient for a senior associate. They are offering $136k with unlimited pto benefits. As I am from the industry and haven't heard about this company before, I would like some comments or thoughts about working for this company? How do they invest in their employees (like pay raise, promotions, etc)?

I found the following perks in Deloitte should also be considered at RISE

1. Office Phone reimbursement
2. Well-being allowance yearly 25k
3. Vacation allowance of 25k
4. Amount of Rewards and Recognition min 5k compared to current reward Rs.1500

What fun holiday things for adults :) are good to do in north Phoenix Scottsdale area ?

Are you allowed to bring a bag into wrigley for Cubs games? Going to the game tomorrow and wondering if I can bring my laptop bag in as I need to come straight from work

thanks to all the CCOs & ECDs for putting up with our shit and sarcasm - we wouldnt have been posting if it wasnt for you posting openly ✌️

Anyone have experience lateraling from a no name boutique that doesn't do much modeling? I learned modeling from BIWS but just don't really do it at work. Any tips?

Once in a while I get a sudden pang of inadequacy. I'm killing it at work and it's not fact based in any way. Yet the paranoia haunts me.

Can someone help me with the ServiceNow ITSM dumps?

Ladies, did you put on make up before your delivery for photo purposes?

Hi Fishes
Having 3.6 years of experience in SAP ABAP. How much package can I expect. Looking for a job change. Any referral would be appreciated. Already Servicing Notice Period.
LWD : AUG 29

Any good book recommendations for new Managers in consulting ?

Hi
What opportunities are available for someone with a background in sustainability (Masters degree) and around 1 and 1/2 YOE

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

Is it just me or have you also noticed that during the endless back to back zoom/teams meetings, people drift away and not take down action points?

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯

Thoughts on “special” salary grades. I just found out the VP I was offered is not a grade 12 like most comparable roles (verified). Also not an 11, but an 11A. Slightly higher than an 11, a good bit lower than a 12. All due to the fact that it’s a leap from my current position. Why should that matter…..shouldn’t it pay what it should pay if I am selected, rather that curving down towards my current rate?

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you at work? One time a co-worker divulged to me that they had a collection of troll dolls that they named and sometimes still played with.