“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

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tell ur md that this was a rude flex that no one probably wanted to hear, and also that none of us locals wanted him here in the first place

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PM1, probably not, but we were supposed to begin RTO in 2021 Sept, but now they’re starting RTO in early 2022. I started during the pandemic and I’m not gonna plan my move off the aina until my team gets a confirmed RTO date.

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“Lots of good wine” - exactly what Hawaii is known for

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The soil and climate here is the opposite of what grapes even need lmfaooo

This flex is … gauche. You are … 🤔 … an ass.

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Reminds me of Costa Rica… 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Hawaii was beautiful, thank you. Flights were dirt cheap if you bought last fall before vaccines were announced. It’s crazy how affordable real vacations can be with a little bit of planning (like 12 months, gasp). 5 years ago, my partner and I flew free on points and found cheap places to stay. This was about the same. Rental car was the most expensive part of the trip. After years of hating passion fruit, I’m happy to share that I only eat passion fruit in Hawaii.

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Come to Amazon instead. We make sure managers also have no time to go to Hawaii :)

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Dick move, Todd.

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