Help me stop being a people pleaser. I want to leave a role I’ve only been in for two months for a dream opportunity at the executive level. Drop your comments below of the shortest time you ever spent in a role.

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Your employer ain’t your friend. They give you money in exchange for work. That’s it. Strictly transactional.

Don’t be falling in love with strippers…

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In this analogy we’re the dumb Johns convincing ourselves it’s not just a transaction and they actually care about us…

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6 months but starting interviewing around month 3

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a friend of mine left a job one month in to go back to his old job

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6 months but started looking month 2-3. I left for a unicorn role too and have been here for four years. No regrets at all.

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What prompted you?

Outside of legal practice? Two weeks. That was the average turnaround time for the location’s employees anyway, and there was definitely a reason.

Within legal practice? A year and a half. But I started looking after two months and struggled to find anything. The one early offer I did get paid less than I was making and just didn’t make sense. If an offer from the place I’m at now would’ve come along at the two month mark, I would’ve jumped on it (despite the headache it would’ve caused).

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My boss left a job after 8 days to come back to his current role because he immediately realized it was a mistake. He’s now been here for years so apparently it was a good call.

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