How many of us have installed 'mouse jiggler 1.2'? Always available 🙃

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As a SM you shouldn’t be resorting to analyst moves. Just be away, you’re an SM so you can do what you want

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We all answer to someone.

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Put a mouse on top of an analog watch. The second hand will move the laser every minute.

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Or clock

Just open a word doc and put a small weight on the space bar

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I’m always away 🙃

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Or you can go to settings and change the timer for the idle status. This way it will take x amount of minutes before your status changes to "Away".

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Is Skype required at your firms or something? Like you can’t log out of it?

It’s always on...
it’s always watching...
👀🤫

Move mouse. Cute and handy.

As an SM you should be out selling work so we won’t have to face unemployment 🥺

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