How will this bowl survive if this happens!!

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LinkedIn wouldn’t survive if this happened either. There’d literally be no posts there anymore.

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They forgot the sales navigator matches that tell you someone’s EA is a consulting services buyer and showing signs of buying. Or the job matches that suggest you take a job as an attorney or a personal trainer, both in the same feed.

I suspect LinkedIn is based on a single, massive SQL query that is too complex to fix.

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Stealing 👆🏼ty😄

Before I could copy and paste to credit, the post disappeared and I could not find it again!! Thanks for it CM1!

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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This is how I feel!!!

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It's the "loves this" for me

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Every 4th person in my feed on LinkedIn is now an astro expert and posting facts from Wikipedia on James Webb image of stars and galaxies.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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