I bought 10 asparagus at the store, but when I got home I counted 11.

Must’ve been a spare, I guess.

Any Jira dashboard experts want to help me create a dashboard over zoom? New to Jira and need to create a tracker of subtasks under a story. Cannot get my filters to work for me

Does anyone know the typical salary for a 1st-2nd year associate at Lewis Brisbois in Los Angeles? L&E

Hey Team

I'm on a H1B so I am supposed to pay Medicare and SS taxes, but my employer has not withheld anything- my hnr block advisor caught that but she just completed my returns assuming I don't have to pay those taxes

What is the right protocol in this case? Do I owe SS and fica taxes?

Hi All,
After running behind gazillion of brokers and crazy 2 weeks finally finalized a good flat

We 2 working in ZS Associates looking for a 3rd flatmate (Koi preference nhi bas chill hona chahiye)

Flat details:
Brand new 3bhk in Tuscan Parkland, kharadi
Flat is semi furnished with 5ACs, Modular Kitchen and all the basic fittings done
Rent 41k
Deposit 1lacs
Brokerage 1 month rent

We'll be moving in from 1st may

DM me if interested, I can share the video of the flat

Hi Guys, Can anyone please let me know howz the M4 band in LTI and what are the responsibilities mainly.

Hi,
Is Amex and Amex GBT same?
As a business analyst how is Amex GBT in terms of culture, WLB and projects?

I bought SQ at 10. (3k)
SHOP at 29 (1.5k)

Unfortunately sold the first at 23 and the second at 70.

C’est la vie

Hi friends,

I got offer from a product based firm which offered me 24+2(variable) and joining date is on Monday. They have even sent me the laptop and welcome kit. But today I got one more offer from capgemini offering 30lpa. What should I do?

Would you leave a job at a startup who is still running on investment funds after almost 5-6 years of founding even though work environment is great?

CrowdStrike Referral?

Anyone willing to consider. Qualified for the job, tech sales top performer, looking to get into cybersecurity. 🙏

Anybody Who joined for Mulesoft tech recently in LTI??

Hsbc or Wells Fargo which one to go ? Both are paying same .

I’m currently in internal audit and hate it. I got a job offer to joint another practice within my firm and the work itself sounds very appealing. The only major drawback is 80-100% travel. Thoughts?

Given the continuing chip shortage situation- what changes are you making to your embedded code bases to handle hardware changes?

What does it mean when the recruiter talks more?

I just screamed at my dad and walked out of our home.

This morning I was trying to get feedback from him on a business idea and his response was: Maybe you should focus on your career since you didn’t get a job in finance and had to settle for consulting, and you work at Deloitte... it’s a sweatshop. They didn’t even give you a fast track promotion did they?

This is a regular thing and it’s the fucking weekend. I could use a break.

Love to see Duke lose

Can someone refer me to the kink bowl please (is that how it works?). Newly single and feeling FRISKY

On the topic of intimacy with partners… I’ve been with my boyfriend for 2 years and the past year his libido has dropped to zero. Mostly due to work stress (he says). Whenever I try to initiate, he always shuts me down and says he’s not in the mood. I even touch him and he gets hard but stops me as soon as I try to unzip him. We went from once a week to maybe once a quarter.

I’ve talked to him about it and he says I should take care of myself. So frustrated. 😭😭

My boss won’t stop sexually harassing me. Verbally, email, texts - 400+. He even set up his office with a display of sex toys and edibles condiments to show me that he planned to give me oral sex. All started 3 weeks into the job. I moved my family cross country for this job and just bought a house. He promises me none of his requests or my responses will affect my job and is just begging now to be friends with me. Tell me what would you do if you were me.

Love how BS credit score is. Got my score up to 800 last month only to go on vacation so my credit utilization went up to 8% due to the increased spending and my score dropped 35 points because I didn’t immediately pay the balance after charging the purchases. I always pay my balance in full each month and have never missed a payment, how is 8% credit utilization determined to be that big of a risk that my score got immediately wrecked, I don’t understand

Don’t want to get into why, but been struggling hard mentally recently. Only time I can get some peace in my mind is when I nap/sleep.

SO and I are taking a break after a heated argument. I don’t know if I should reach out, how to know when I should, or if I should wait for them to. Why am I asking you guys? I’m at a loss.

Any single women like houses?

I rearrange my home office several times a year. Idk why but every 4 months I need to change it up. Anyone else do this?

How do I consistently make my girl finish

Life is a joke. Maybe it’s all a simulation

What are good brands for young business people. I don't like Gucci and LV cause they are so mainstream. I am in the market for a new wallet and want something that is unique and nice (thinking Tom Ford or Mulberry)

Would you marry a man with ED if he was perfect otherwise?

After ~20-30 min on a call, I stop paying attention.

im not confident in the accuracy of my work. It looks like a top notch deliverable from the outside with formatting, context, etc. But once the client digs into the details, it’s game over for my anxiety. Cant get enough manager review, but Im trying. It’s like the push to just send something by a certain timeline means we sacrifice accuracy.

I know absolutely nothing about football (or any other sports). I’m up $360 on super bowl bets. Spent the second half of the game watching a drag show. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Still thinking about how a couple months ago i got so obliterated i started trying to speak Spanish w my Uber driver even after he told me he was not in fact Latino but Iranian to which i replied that my uncle knew someone who had been part of the hostage crisis 🫢

Sometimes I seriously think China is right to crack down and control the amount of time and types of entertainment access their citizens can have.

Pretty sure the person who was supposed to cure cancer is posting in this bowl about boobs and complaining about 40 hour work weeks. And the next Da Vinci is lurking just loling at comments. Western civilization is doomed.