I cut my own hair

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Really not necessary in this day and age - barbers and hair salons are now fully OPEN. Get the cash out and get a proper haircut - or invest in a hat, 'cos you're gonna need it!

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I started because of covid, and went back to my reg $125 cut once and realized it’s not worth it anymore. I can easily give myself a $30 cut on-demand and with enough practice think I can get myself to that $50 price point which is like 90% of the way there imo

Did that forever when I had enough hair to cut. Got pretty good at it too. Pro-tip, get a trifold mirror if your bathroom medicine cabinet doesn’t do that, you can actually cut the back of your head without guessing

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Good idea, still have no clue what the back looks like

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The pandemic is done brah

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Mine was a naked man chased a couple around chick fil a parking lot in palm coast

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We can tell.

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my confession - (i’m a girl) i trim my ends with my kitchen scissors when it’s growing moon because they say hair grows faster when the moon is growing

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Ya don't believe any of that stuff. This is old time village folklore stuff.

I tried once & I looked like a 🤡

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Wellllll😂

I’m thinking about shaving my head

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I tried that first and it looked awful

A current Bowl fan of self-coiffure
Should have steady hands so they be sure
To avoid a ripping
Or errant self-clipping
And wind up with a hairdo sans allure

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Then what?

been doing so since i was in middle school and gotten pretty good at it. cutting friends hair was excellent source of beer money in college too

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Same. I’m female 🤷🏽‍♀️

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No pic? 🥱

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M or F

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You weren't fooling anyone

Like today or is this something you do on the regular

Since q2 ‘20/ pandemic thing; once every 3wks or so

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Same. It usually looks a little bit funny right after I finish (I usually fade it slightly unevenly somewhere), but I see no difference after a week

Pics or it didn’t happen

Kewl. I shave my pubes

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