I have yet to see an appropriate use of shorts in the office.
So far everyone looks inappropriate.
I’m not paid enough to know what my senior client’s legs look like. Ew.

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Who wears shorts to the office? That’s an absolute no-go.

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Just put the deliverable in my cargo pockets

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Most people post here about their imaginary friends and imaginary clients in imaginary situations

Which client allows shorts? If they do, they are not the type that will hire consultants

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Government employees have very low standards and even less shame

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Agreed. I wore shorts once to the office and it was a pure regrets move.

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EM1 such a great scene

While interning I was relegated to a closet with no AC, no windows, or airflow in the summers in the south. I’d see nobody for whole days at a time. I wore shorts only visible when going to the break room. HR told me I can’t wear shorts.

HR also came in to the room one day and was like “omg it’s so hot in here how do you stand it” and I looked her dead in the eye and said “why do you think I wear shorts.”

Honestly in hind sight was probably some kind of violation on their end in the sense it was literally a sweatshop.

But in a normal setting? Who tf is wearing shorts to the office unless you’re on your way to the office gym.

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I take it you have never worked in the tropics. Khaki shorts can be just the ticket, especially accompanied by a fetching sola topee.

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Even as a Floridian, shorts are a no for me in the office. It’s always weird. 🫠

Never seen shorts in the office before but I guess who cares if work is being done

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So skirts are out for you as well, right?

I think women are better at judging the boundary of good taste.

I don’t really notice the detail of what they wear but I guess they must wear tights often, of longer skirts and dresses.

I used to work at a large high tech manufacturing company that allowed shorts, skirts, tee shirts and flip flops even - the guideline was - you should be covered ‘decently’. Of course, interpretations differed but we didn’t have any ‘wardrobe transgressions’ that needed policing. But this wasn’t a consulting organization - purely internal facing with B4 consultants hovering around us. I’m sure the sales and marketing folks were formally attired when meeting their customers.

More than once we have had to send out a ‘no crop tops’ message to the new analysts

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