I heard something interesting may have been shared to all KPMG employees today across the global. As a former KPMGer I’m really curious if this is true. And by interesting I mean weird and problematic. KPMG

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Someone from South Africa sent some lunatic manifesto about the world ending to the entire firm and included a 176 page PDF with nonsensical pictures and rants, ranging from Justin Bieber conspiracies to artwork in the office.

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Any manifesto that includes Bieber needs to be taken very seriously

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Wow

Looks like someone didn’t file by 9/15 and had a mental break..

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Has anyone ever written a positive manifesto? I’m going to give it a whirl. THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO BECOME AMAZEBALLS.

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Hmmm. That’s also an IT/Risk issue where someone can send emails to the whole global firm.

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The world is ending according to them but you are worried about risk lol 😁

What’s that something

I mean the beginning of the manifesto does make you question things too but then she gets too religious

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