I just saw a job posting for a creative director role that listed sweeping, mopping the floors, dusting, vacuuming and polishing the studio furniture as responsibilities. I kid you not.

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Wait that sounds like a producer job...cleaning up other people’s messes. Don’t be stealing my job, yo! 😂

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It’s a Tide ad.

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Man, I wonder what the ACD job description looked like.

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Sounds like WPP!!

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Where is that? Looking to move up to furniture and out of the bathroom

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@producer1 I don’t make the mess. I am the mess

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I actually thing that would be nice if everyone had the responsibility to clean the workspace.

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Now I finally know how they got that title.

Maybe just be a clever way to weed out the fancy pants and primadonnas. I kind of like it.

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