I just want some baddies on my lap while we pop bottles, I need a little blonde in my life man. That’s my confession. Need someone to match my freak, been so bored. I want to feel alive. Rant over 😮‍💨

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Opposite for me. I just want to be isolated in some forest, mountain or island for a few years.

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That’s a beautiful thing as well.

Same, but prefer brunettes, and plot twist I am a baddie 💁🏻‍♀️

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Honestly I want both right now 😩

Seems pretty easy to accomplish. Find bottle place, pop said bottles

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The only thing stopping you is your ability to pay for it. Open your wallet and they fall right in. Not my jam, but I've seen it work.

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Get on dating app and match with all the blondes. Shouldn't be too hard to land one.

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You said it, and I wish you all success, but only because I prefer brunettes to your blondes. Especially if they have blue eyes.

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