I really think terms should be understood before hitting “Post”

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I can’t lie; a blowie feels great!

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Expectations must be pretty lucky, lol

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If it feels good...............................!

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That's how you get to VP level, got it.

Asking for a friend, where can I find Expectations? 🤣

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Hey I work in that building!

It’s in Irvine right by John Wayne airport in case anyone is wondering

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Phrasing? Anyone... 🤣🤣

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30 M, Based out of Midwest, looking for someone interesting to talk and then let that talk decide next

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Pwc ke fyde in this comment thread!!

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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