I really want to say this conspiracy theory is nuts. However, Astronomer just hired Gwyneth Paltrow as a spokesperson, and the CEO announced he's suing Cold Play for ruining his life. These people are working overtime to keep this story alive. So, maybe Aparajita has a point?

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Wasn't planned, but properly monetized. Look up who backs them and you'll get why

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Genius if so

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I actually had a contract for Astronomer come across my desk just days after this all blew up, but we have been using them already.

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Ryan Reynolds' ad agency was immediately hired to do PR work and they came up with that ad. I kind of doubt it was planned--they would have had to get someone to point the camera at them and be willing to destroy their families just to get some notoriety. CEO is sueing because he just lost control of his company and Coldplay have money

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I actually don't think this is the craziest idea I've heard. I mean, did the stars really align so perfectly with this one?

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