I really want to say this conspiracy theory is nuts. However, Astronomer just hired Gwyneth Paltrow as a spokesperson, and the CEO announced he's suing Cold Play for ruining his life. These people are working overtime to keep this story alive. So, maybe Aparajita has a point?

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Wasn't planned, but properly monetized. Look up who backs them and you'll get why

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Genius if so

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I actually had a contract for Astronomer come across my desk just days after this all blew up, but we have been using them already.

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Ryan Reynolds' ad agency was immediately hired to do PR work and they came up with that ad. I kind of doubt it was planned--they would have had to get someone to point the camera at them and be willing to destroy their families just to get some notoriety. CEO is sueing because he just lost control of his company and Coldplay have money

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I actually don't think this is the craziest idea I've heard. I mean, did the stars really align so perfectly with this one?

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Me, but not at work where most coworkers are introverts.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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This is how I feel!!!

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Nice try Accenture.

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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