I wanna be like the next Batman 🧐

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Bro…your parents though

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🥺minus that. I needs them🧐.

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🤔 you live in FL that’s an immediate no

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Just wait for the next Batman, see what he’s like and then emulate him. Your parents will be safe

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Will this be before or after you electrocute yourself in the pool?

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AWS has prestige but is it worth it?

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Can dogs still get abortions?

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I hate being a mom, didn't think I would

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How do you guys make friends in a new town?

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I saw 2 posts earlier about the show "Ultimatum" on Netflix. Can't pass up trashy TV and started watching. Just finished episode 3 and loving it! Considering cancelling tonight's plans so that I can binge the rest of the season before bed.

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