Can dogs still get abortions?

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Bubs wants to know too….bc it’s hard out here for a pimp 🤣🤣😭

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Keiko wants to know too 🥺

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Only if they identify as “birthing people”

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No. They will have to practice sexual abstinence according to my local rep and senator.

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Yes. Dogs have more rights than women now.

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