I was wondering that with last week's plunge in Accenture's stock price, in a long run "bear market" that coincides with JS becoming CEO.

How long until the clients realize that we don't know our business, how can we help them in their business. Or our competitors to point out out to the clients, if they can't figure it out?

Fun times, I hope AI don't point it out too

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I don't think it's a secret that JS doesn't know her butt from a hole in the ground. I think the hope is there are a few MDs over there left who do. Or did she lay them all off?

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I thought we reinvented our business. 🤔

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We did, not for profit

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Accent on Torture

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The metaverse revenue should help turn the stock price around.

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Release of Claude plug-ins

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Thanks for the intel

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So glad I don’t have to deal with Accenture and their dumb bench BS anymore!

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Is it that bad? Must be frustrating

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