If I get this industry job I'm applying for, I will take $1600 worth of pennies (my bonus) and dump it on her desk on the client site.

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Eh fuck it. My partner

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Then put a rose on top and piss on it.

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Lol! Let us know when this happens! If not video at least a good Fishbowl story!

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Ok

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Omg. Remember, pics/video or it didn't happen!! Good luck

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At least you got a bonus 😔

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Sorry PwC3

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Lol. That would be fun to see. Who is the "her"? Client, SM, Partner?

Lol I guess I've had more to drink tonight than I thought since I meant to include that. But to stay more anonymous I'll keep that private hahaha

Yea, we find out about our bonus amount in a few weeks expecting about the same

Hey if it helps you can square cash me the money, ill drop in a 5m call where you can yell and ill pretend im a partner.

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