If teachers were honest on their online dating profiles... what would they say?

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How about this, I am so much fun... during the summer! I LOVE to cook on Saturdays. DO NOT make plans with me on a school night! Oh look free food!!!

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My dating profile would say...sorry for the popsicle sticks everywhere! My house is covered in various arts and crafts supplies, just part of the gig! What would yours say?

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Busy introvert seeks understanding companion who doesn’t mind that the introvert is only available from June to mid-August.

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Overworked, stressed teacher looking for that special someone who will pamper and spoil me after long days at work.

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Hey

Male here,

Anyone up for weekend catchup and drive ...female preferred ;)

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Everytime I got a date in this city they ask "what do you want to do" like I don't have time to make plans for us Everytime! You come up with something! Grr

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Met a great woman this weekend. We are going on a date at the end of the month. Both have crazy schedules end of this month and next . I can’t stop thinking about her :) happy pride 🏳️‍🌈 ❤️

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My natural instinct is to assume rejection if I have conflict with a partner or don’t think my feelings are reciprocated. I’ll try to bring it up with them, but I’ll say “if you want to end this feel free” so it doesn’t hurt me (and they can say what they really mean instead of sugarcoating). Someone told me today that they just assume I’m not interested because I always seem to “run” but I’m not sure how to bring up problems/feelings otherwise. How do you approach these hard questions?

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What are some of the cringiest/funniest things you’ve seen on a dating profile?

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