What are some of the cringiest/funniest things you’ve seen on a dating profile?

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“Jesus first”. It seems weird to have a third person in a relationship.

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“My love language is tacos and margs” (and I’ve seen this in a lot of them…

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I only date 6 ft+ guys and lady in question is 5’2” 🤨

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C1: saul goodman here

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Couples swinging, looking for thirds to join them

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Former “college/D1/professional” athlete

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When she has photos of dog bowls and leashes but doesn’t have a pet.

Women who have pictures with others blurred out. Or pics with multiple women and they only have 1 of themselves only.

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How do you deal with your boyfriend still being friends with someone he slept with before? Kind of bothers me but not sure if it’s normal....

Anyone who said no to a prospect because of personal reasons? Going through a rough patch and would really appreciate some advise on how to do it without burning (that many) bridges.

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Partner: Can you get this turned around by 10p?

Me, hands on my ankles: Yes! No problem! ☺️

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Looking for a flatmate (male) in magarpatta city, 1bhk semi furnished apartment. 9k rent.

Met a great woman this weekend. We are going on a date at the end of the month. Both have crazy schedules end of this month and next . I can’t stop thinking about her :) happy pride 🏳️‍🌈 ❤️

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26/F Toronto, Indian, dangerously independent
Bored of insecure men on dating apps 🤷🏽‍♀️☺️

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My boyfriend is texting his best friend's girlfriend. He openly says "oh i texted her about x" to me and I believe him...but my concern is that they're going to start some sort of flirtationship. She's some sort of model and has even told her boyfriend that my boyfriend is funny whereas she says her boyfriend is obnoxious. Is this something to worry about? We're not in a great space right now so Idk what to think.

Which country is good for dating as in where can I get good girls to date outside India? If given an opportunity, which country you would like to move to?

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Curious what anyone thinks about cologne? Is it a turn on? I am not really into it.. but I just got a whiff of this dude at the gym and the cologne did something to me 🥰 It was really subtle. I tend to just like the way a man smells (not body odor but just natural scent) and don’t usually like it covered up, but wow this guy tonight 🥵 I might might buy some but i figured it would be gay to ask him “what are you wearing” because that prob isn’t something the bros at the gym do.

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Has anyone ever submitted themselves to washingtonprobs dating stories on instagram? or reach out to someone on it?

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Gonna be in Denver for a couple of days in mid-July, anyone down to play tour guide? Can promise flirty conversation + cocktails at the very least…perhaps more if the vibe feel right. 30 M, tall and, dare I say, handsome…in case that matters 😊

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What is the difference between fetish and kink? I thought they were same.

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29 M. Any F to join me for Halloween themed bars for a drink?

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Which dating apps do you think are the best? I'm thinking Match and Bumble.

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Say I had a “friend” who gained 15 Covid lbs but is still on dating apps with old pics. Is that considered catfishing? She’s not overweight, but not fit anymore. Still good looking...she suspects. Is it best to update the pics? Or get on a BBW dating app? Definite fear of rejection at meeting. Thank God I’m asking for a friend because this shits embarrassing to type.

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I recently asked everyone’s age filters on dating apps and there were some mentions of fear of baggage and that’s why you don’t date older than X. What baggage are you afraid of? Ex spouses? Kids from prior relationships? What is it?

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Getting lonely in NYC! Trying to meet some fun and interesting women. DM me. 34 M🐠 here

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So many people live in NYC but still it feels like the loneliness place on the planet. Does anybody have positive stories from dating apps? How do you guys meet ppl in general?

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Additional Posts in The 20-40’s Professional Singles

Lets start with an ASL??

Let’s start an A/S/L thread…adding also what exactly are you looking for. Let’s be serious people 🤣.

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30 members but only 3 comments? Let's keep it going !

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A/S/L and availability.

GO!

32/F/SF / poor by SVP standards, liveable by SF standards

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28 (almost 29) NYC

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22F/NYC not mid 20s but here I am

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27/M/London

Into (top 4 anyway): cooking, gym, reading (mostly novels or other nerdy stuff) and exploring the city (bcz new in town)

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This bowl dead?

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40 M Ontario, Canada

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Has it ever happened to you that you meet someone and they say they want a “LTR” however they don’t even put the effort to say hi or ask you things?

Making this a bit more dynamic. I’d love to know everyone’s view on this. What are your 3 main dealbreakers when considering a relationship with someone?

I haven’t seen a group that caters to this specific age range, so here we go :) don’t be shy. Share your info and let’s connect!

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