What are some of the cringiest/funniest things you’ve seen on a dating profile?

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“Jesus first”. It seems weird to have a third person in a relationship.

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“My love language is tacos and margs” (and I’ve seen this in a lot of them…

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I only date 6 ft+ guys and lady in question is 5’2” 🤨

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C1: saul goodman here

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Couples swinging, looking for thirds to join them

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Former “college/D1/professional” athlete

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When she has photos of dog bowls and leashes but doesn’t have a pet.

Women who have pictures with others blurred out. Or pics with multiple women and they only have 1 of themselves only.

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Can someone refer me to the kink bowl please (is that how it works?). Newly single and feeling FRISKY

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26/F Toronto, Indian, dangerously independent
Bored of insecure men on dating apps 🤷🏽‍♀️☺️

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I find dating apps to be unhealthy to an extent. If a minor inconvenience occurs, it's simple to move on to the next one and the cycle repeats. Have any of you met "the one" through a dating app?

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Any F 🐠 in Santa Monica?

Let’s start by posting age, location gender (a selfie if you want!) I’m 30/M from nyc looking for something more serious these days in terms of dating..

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My partner refuses to flatulate during waking hours around me. I feel this lack of intimacy is cause for alarm. I calmly mentioned my concerns and she doesn't feel comfortable speaking about the subject. Any suggestions?

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Hi, anyibe up for a chat?

What's your first time experience? Did u able to last long? What strategy to use to look pro when doing sex first time with gf or wife, and not look like looser or pre mature ejaculation

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30M anyone want to meet for drinks this weekend? Open to networking

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Say I had a “friend” who gained 15 Covid lbs but is still on dating apps with old pics. Is that considered catfishing? She’s not overweight, but not fit anymore. Still good looking...she suspects. Is it best to update the pics? Or get on a BBW dating app? Definite fear of rejection at meeting. Thank God I’m asking for a friend because this shits embarrassing to type.

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When do we think dating can go back to normal post-pandemic? Are we thinking mid 2021?

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Met a great woman this weekend. We are going on a date at the end of the month. Both have crazy schedules end of this month and next . I can’t stop thinking about her :) happy pride 🏳️‍🌈 ❤️

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I lived in tampa in my early 20s and am now in my late 30s and looking to move back. One of the reason I left is because I felt I had too much energy for the city for a single young professional, but now husband is from there and we have a kid but we are both social people. Do you guys find it easy to meet interesting people and has the city gotten any more fun?

Alright, did any of the posts here actually lead to real hook-ups? I'm genuinely curious.

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Any people looking to date in Atlanta ? 40 F

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Me on a date

Her: So what do you do?

Me: I’m a freelance writer

Her: (crickets)

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Any handsome guys in LA? I’m so lonely

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Male.35. 5’3. I go to the gym regularly. Any advice on improving my chances on dating apps and real life from the ladies.

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Which country is good for dating as in where can I get good girls to date outside India? If given an opportunity, which country you would like to move to?

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Female 🐠 - how bad is dating in nyc in your late 20s - early 30s? I’m going through a break up and obviously not going to look for anything serious right away but just curious on what to expect

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I found a company I was really excited about working at. I applied for the job and went through 5 rounds of interviews. At the end they said I was OVER qualified and they want me for a different position higher up in the company. I was super excited they then had me go through 5 more rounds, 3/5 people were the same. The interviews mostly went "didn't you get the job, I highly recommend you? I'll just put you down as a 10". After those were done they told me I was UNDER qualified. Can't win!

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Hi Fishes,
I've reffred at Siemens by friends abs post that I got link from where I've applied within receipt of the link and now front past week application on my behalf I can see that it is with recruiters from last week I've not any call or email post that.
Whom shoud I connect or just wait for few more days?

Hi all, currently working as a Guidewire developer. Any idea what is the future of Guidewire developer? Will the experience count if I apply for java related roles?

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One of the company asked if i could join as early as in 1.5/2 months where I have 3 months NP and haven't put papers yet .. i asked one of my senior in my team about this who's already resigning...and she has told about this to the entire team 😶. I realise it's my mistake asking her :p
Now that I'm not hearing back from the company which I gave interview and my environment at current project is a mess atm...Should I just put papers or bear with it till I fine another one..??

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If anyone (non EY) wants some referral money, I am looking for a job. Have 1yo in EYs Technology Risk Advisory practice and Gold Standard reviews. Also speak 3 languages but I don't think it matters.

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Head shot recommendations ITP?

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Additional Posts in The 20-40’s Professional Singles

Let’s start an A/S/L thread…adding also what exactly are you looking for. Let’s be serious people 🤣.

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Lets start with an ASL??

A/S/L and availability.

GO!

40 M Ontario, Canada

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This bowl dead?

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32/F/SF / poor by SVP standards, liveable by SF standards

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27/M/London

Into (top 4 anyway): cooking, gym, reading (mostly novels or other nerdy stuff) and exploring the city (bcz new in town)

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28 (almost 29) NYC

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22F/NYC not mid 20s but here I am

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Making this a bit more dynamic. I’d love to know everyone’s view on this. What are your 3 main dealbreakers when considering a relationship with someone?

30 members but only 3 comments? Let's keep it going !

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25M in NYC - working in finance

Female 🐠s come say hi!

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Has it ever happened to you that you meet someone and they say they want a “LTR” however they don’t even put the effort to say hi or ask you things?

I haven’t seen a group that caters to this specific age range, so here we go :) don’t be shy. Share your info and let’s connect!

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