Imagine waking up from a 6 month coma today and reading the news to see what you missed 😳

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Knock me back out doc, I’ll wake up in another 6

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Kobe died?!? 🥺😢😭

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My dad had a stroke 2 weeks ago and his vision just improved to the point of being able to read the news for the first time yesterday. He was excited about the NASA/SpaceX launch and just shocked and appalled about everything else.

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Hoping for a great recovery. Can't imagine dealing with a family health emergency on top of everything else going on right now.

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I think America is Great Again.

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*Star Spangled Banner plays on an off-tune kazoo*

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Or even crazier a 4 year coma...

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"Ah, I didn't miss much, goooood!"

Lol...I was in a bad car accident and was unconscious for a few weeks in October-November 2004. When I woke up, the Red Sox had won the World Series, W. had gotten reelected, and my college had unexpectedly beaten their biggest football rivals. It was surreal, even though none of it was really life-changing. Can't imagine what that would be like today.

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