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Little dudes like 10 damn

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Vice, I was thinking the same thing! Like, you could get more things done if your kid eats breakfast from a bowl instead of your boob.

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The “open to work” banner is the cherry on top

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What would compel one to actually post this, like to have the idea to say hey take my picture and then actually create the post, write the stupid caption and then go thru with actually hitting post.. the about me under her name says “I turn ideas into reality”…I’d say that’s valid

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I mean, I certainly wouldn’t post it, but I have been in her shoes. Juggling everything is hard, and the reality isn’t always pretty. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@VP I was responding to A1 for saying her *** was hanging out. I don't necessarily disagree with you, but I do think this is actually more professional-related than a lot of stuff we see as it's a picture of her juggling work and caring for a child at the same time

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I take the garbage out while I am on phone sometimes. Should be a good picture

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Any form of "lookit I hard I hustle and juggle" is cringe. And breast feeding is fine, but it also doesn't mean you are some kind of virtuous wondermom. When my two sons were babies (I'm a guy) I would sometimes look at work stuff on my phone while giving them a bottle. That didn't mean I was some kinda super dad worker, it just meant I was exhausted but our stupid careers have so encroached into our personal lives that it's almost expected you do dumb stuff like that instead of just enjoying the moment. Nothing cool or inspiring about that.

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I arrived with my own set. I have no need to look at hers. Without more coffee.

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But do you take milk in your coffee...?

Posts like this irritate the living daylights out of me. LinkedIn should be about professional topics, networking and job hunting. I don’t know when folks thought it would a good idea to deviate from the purpose of LI. But we the regular folk on LI don’t give two damns about your home life. That’s why we have IG and Facebook

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I also feel like this relaxed approached to what was once a professional platform is also how the door was opened to so many scammers.

So you found a two-year-old post that someone screenshot at the time and posted it here like you found something worth throwing shade at?

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/elizahoward_motherhood-mother-working

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SC1 read the comment again.

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So brave! 🙄

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Of course “open to work” and will likely be for a long time.

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That kid is living the life.

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This reminds me of the movie Grown Ups for some reason.

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Any ladies that would like to go out for dinner? 27M 🙃

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Service design seems a popular role in consulting in the past year or so, certainly seeing more grads go down this route. Is there much overlap with business analysis? When I’ve worked with service designers the output seems to be another version of a process map, are there other skills and experience needed? I’m wondering how easy a move would be from business analysis to service design...

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Hello all,

I have joined Capgemini on last week they took for development project and now they assigned to admin related projects.
I am not interested in admin related projects.
What can I do ?
And if I quit from cg need to serve notice period?

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M here.

Anyone for catch up and explore good places evening or tomorrow?

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I’ve been asked by a client to coach their team on how to structure and write scripts for their corporate event content (e.g. panel discussions). I’ve happily had a crack at helping them but it’s a bit out of my wheelhouse - is this ask something that would ordinarily be given to an agency copywriter? Or would it usually be something a content or speech writer would do?
Either way, I’m happy to add the additional skill to my CV 😅

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This is not a meme

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New in San Diego and want to explore the city? Me too 😂 comment bellow. I’ll send a message 🙌

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Any recommendations for women’s watches? Looking to spend $800-$1000

I run a small SaaS startup. I am looking for a growth manager for my company, who can wear multiple hats. She should be able to do presales as well as helping me in the building strategies for the company. Any help, what should I look for in an ideal candidates? Any suggestions about how would I interview candidates? Thanking you in advance!

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Why are people so caught up in job title? Literally people have turned down jobs paying 2x their salary because job title is lower. Who cares!!!

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FIS India WFH extended till Dec 2022 ✌️

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Steel Case vs Herman Miller

Is Herman Miller the undeniable winner in the office chair market or is Steel Case a contender for first?

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Have a big interview tomorrow. The question I dread the most is about why you’re looking for a new job. The honest answer is that there isn’t enough work to go around at my agency and I want to get ahead of the inevitable layoffs. What’s the best way to tell them this? Do I just make something else up entirely?

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Please give me the referrals . If anyone wants to give.

My skills are Python, Linux, Networking
Experience - 2.2 years
Company - TCS
NP - 90 days

Note:- Please help me with this. I want really switch the company

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Mac or HP or Dell: I prefer Mac notebooks. However it seems there might be limitations with the use of Skype or other applications based on materials I have seen. What do you all recommend is the best laptop for working at Deloitte?

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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This is how I feel!!!

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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It's the "loves this" for me

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