Just got dumped, any words of wisdom or hilarity would be greatly appreciated.

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You didn't get dumped. You got promoted to single.

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Always consult an ad person 👍

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You were too good for them anyways. There’s plenty of fish in the bowl.

I’ll see myself out now

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When they old and wrinkly you will be fly as hell

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Unless you meant I won’t age. In that case thank you sir

WORK ON THAT REVENGE BODY

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What’s meant for you will never pass you by

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I got dumped a few months ago and was heartbroken, but today I feel awesome and more in touch with myself and my goals and self worth than I ever have before in my entire life. Time and introspection really do heal ❤️ also look up “how to get over a breakup” by nurberxo on YouTube. That video was epiphany after epiphany for me.

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If you treat every experience, good or bad, as an opportunity to learn something—life becomes so much simpler. You’ll be happier, too.

This is a tougher pill to swallow because I don’t think I’ll ever be able to date someone that hot again 😆 fingers crossed tho

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There are plenty of fish in the sea

Plenty of fish in the bowl

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If you’re gonna be single, this is the summer to do it

Or… this was the summer. Who the hell knows anymore

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