Just lied to the flight attendant about having read the safety information pamphlet for my exit row seat #delta

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You live dangerously 😂

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The only person you're cheating is you, OP

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#madlad

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You sand bagging son of a bitch

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How dare you put innocent people's lives at risk!

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She knows it. She has flown at least 3 times today already.

Agree with McK1. Absolutely madness!

#undercoverrebel

But seriously, in all those flights you've never once taken it out and flipped through it?

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