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▸ LinkedIn Cringe
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Just quit, I promise it's for your own good 🙄

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Slalom Consulting 1
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So inspiring! Agree?

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“I’ll take ‘conversations that never happened’ for $800, Alex.”

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Haha. $800 is what it says but when you speak to the Jeopardy recruiter she tells you that it was merely a range and that the answer is only budgeted for $475. “Still interested?!”

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JPMorgan Chase 1
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Any relation to the dude Hormozi who is also a prototype grifter?

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a Senior Strategist 1
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Hormozi is the least problematic of the insta-guru business mogul grifters IMHO. He does beat the *work till you die* drum a bit but for the most part I think he's a pretty insightful guy. Him and Andy Frisella are tolerable anyways.

That other Andy with the skinny jeans is a different story.

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a Creative Director 1
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We are HIRING...a lead sales guy.

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an Analyst 1
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#acquisiton

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EY 1
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I interviewed with their company once, before I knew who they were and what they were all about. A cocky 20-something guy, who clearly drank gallons of Hormozi kool-aid, interviewed me (I'm a more "mature" candidate) and bounced me the next day. The whole experience was ...... interesting.

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Is publicly patting yourself on the back to self-promote considered altruistic these days? #hormozi=🤮

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Stephen Dunn
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Impressive

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SAP 1
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Very douche

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a Senior Security Engineer 1
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Ok..and? what was the point of their post? Sounds AI generated tbh.

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a Founder 1
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He can find another job and better opportunity here - https://blkbook.io/virtual-speed-networking-event-for-tech-recruiters-job-seekers

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a Business Analyst
▸ Analytics
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Guys need 10 likes to get started with, thanks a lot

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a Manager
▸ Investment & Asset Management
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Conversation Starter

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works at KPMG
▸ strategy
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Thoughts on AdEx ?

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works at BNP Paribas
▸ investment banking
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Dig deep and chill with chad

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works at Deloitte
▸ Technology
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Chief

Ppl ask whats the next SOL, LUNA, AVAX,
But the answer is in the question.

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a Paralegal
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I'm curious, how much do MBA student ambassadors make?

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attends Florida International University
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Hey I wanted to make freinds with lawyers and people going to school to be lawyers, comment down below thanks

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a Consultant
▸ strategy
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Hi all, has anyone temporarily transferred to the Canadian office of their firm and done the Canadian PR application while they were there on work visa?

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a Senior Consultant
▸ strategy
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No uproar over cab here? Thoughts?

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works at Infosys
▸ Strategy
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Hello sharks.

What will be the equivalent salary in India if getting $80k in Canada??

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Guddy Kumari
▸ Engineering
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Hi Fishes,

Can anyone give my referral as a software developer in KPMG. I have one year experience on salesforce developer.

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works at IBM
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What about putting paper in IBM just after a year, will they try to retain and match the expectation ?

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works at Boston Consulting Group
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Hi everyone! Would love to get your input on a start up in working on in the work from home space. Can you fill out this survey? You will get a chance to win 300$ to upgrade your home office!

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What’s the thought that keeps you from giving up?

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works at Tata Consultancy
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Hi fishes,

I wish to know .. for a ux designer .. having 3 years exp. And post graduation degree ..how much CTC can be expected to be negotiated with hr.

Current CTC 11.5

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works at Deloitte
▸ strategy
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Poll: single / dating / partnered..? The stresses of the traveling consultant lifestyle and the fickleness of the gay male have made it nearly impossible to date consistently. Do y'all agree?

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There’s this guy at work I really like. We’re really really good friends but I’ve caught feels since the day I met him and I just want to tell him how I feel but I don’t want to ruin our great friendship. He’s the closest friend I have.

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Visiting Boston in a few weeks if anyone wants to grab a drink!

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works at Salesforce
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Can someone help me understand the advantage of Backdoor IRA. In my case, I don’t think My taxes will be higher in retirement than they are right now (32% tax bracket currently)

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works at PwC
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Is anyone aware of what the pay range is for a tech associate at Morgan Stanley in California?

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a Director
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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Visual Storyteller

The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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a Principal
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Visual Storyteller

Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Nice try Accenture.

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works at Capco
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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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a Manager
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Enthusiast

crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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works at Deloitte
▸ Operations
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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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a Document Control Specialist
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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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a Lead Software Engineer
▸ Startups
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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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a Chief Product Officer
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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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a Senior Creative
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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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a Manager
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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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works at Isobar
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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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an Associate
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a Recruiting Coordinator
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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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a Senior Business Analyst
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Visual Storyteller

And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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