Just threw the remainder of my life savings on $GME calls. I’ll either retire or restart at 23 🤷‍♂️

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This is the way.

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Let us know how it goes

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How's it going

Never better. Not getting much work done today though

Update: shockingly, I did NOT get rich. Back to the day job, I guess.

And now you don't have life savings. Bummer

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