Just when you think you've seen everything... there's someone who's claiming they can see everything! 🤯

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I don't know whether to laugh or be afraid!

I have friends in the Facebook small business ecosystem (small businesses that primarily network and get leads through Facebook) and this is funny enough common

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Nice try Accenture.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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🙄 😂 I’m sure the customer ordered it on the spot haha

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This is how I feel!!!

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