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CPA's favorite drink? MACRS Mark.

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Work life balance

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What does a British accountant drink in the morning? AMT (am tea)

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Pickup line: Hey girl, come back to the office and I will show you my double-entry system. 🙊

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who led the accountants into battle?

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Can't pass again

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Ledger -wait for it- endary

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Calc you later!

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Tim Gearty's highlighter.

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Idk EY 1, who?

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What do accountants sleep on? Balance sheets

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Sweeping review notes under the rug😂

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Certified Pain in the Ass

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Cheapest person around

Haha that was a good one, EY 1.

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Just get a C. Minimum for CPA

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