Leave me alone, Susan. I’ve already answered your question! It’s not my fault you’re incapable of retaining anything I say..

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When I tell, you I'm not a people person, I mean that with every fiber of my being. My mood instantly declines the moment I have to talk to people.

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Why is it always Susan! That’s a nice name! Haha.

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I have a much higher tolerance for pets than I do for people. Less conversation means less problems for me.

Sometimes animals show bigger signs of intelligence than actual people. That's why I like interacting with them better.

Sometimes people test me and the inner beast comes out. But whenever it comes to animals I'm always bubbly and jolly and loving towards them. Maybe it's the fact that they can't talk and give you really cute hugs.

There will always be that one client who keeps asking questions that I've already answered. Come on, take down notes or something. Or better yet, just let me work you know? I'm better off just working with my dog

Definitely not me around people. I am such a good actor and I want to thank my parents for the useful talent. Lol. I look totally the same around animals and people but absolutely not similar emotions.

I am definitely an animal lover. I would rather spend time with my dogs than most people. Ughhh

Hahaha. I am taking this one as a personal attack. But kidding aside, when you spend a lot more time with people you'll understand this meme on a deeper level.

Yep, this is so me! My face looks like this whenever I have to deal with difficult clients. Well, maybe I still out on a smile but this is what I truly feel. lol

People stress you out, lie, judge, and belittle you. Dogs, onthe other hand, may stress you out sometimes but your heart is full. Dogs are indeed better than people.

I mean, how can you not love dogs? They are the best creation on earth and nothing can change my mind. We don't deserve them.

Oh man, it's just the holiday brain taking over guys, at least that's what I tell myself...really hoping the new year is better!

Yeah! And the high-pitched baby voice when talking to animals. People drain your energy, that's why. Lol

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