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Me dodging matters. I’m at capacity Mofo

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This is my partner's expertise! Haha. I need to ask for some tips from him!

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I received offer letter from PwC India last week Thursday i am not able to make up my mind for accepting /rejecting offer letter can i ask HR more time for accepting offer letter ideally i was supposed to accept letter by friday

Please help PwC India PwC

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Anyone from CBS ET here? The management is so toxic and pathetic. I want to resign without even having a backup offer. Too scared to take such a step owing to financial responsibilities.
Not able to bear with their shitty attitude.

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Tata Consultancy Infosys Cognizant Wipro I have completed all the technical and HR rounds and salary discussion, documents submission also done. But all of sudden got mail from hr saying that my profile is kept on hold. Any possibility that I will receive offer letter or it will be in hold forever? Meantime can I attend interview for other positions in hcl?

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Hello All,

I am having over 9 years of experience as oracle application database administrator and currently pursuing my masters at university of Windsor Canada.

I am looking for co-op and full term opportunities. Please let me know if you have any recommendations.

Thanks,
Shruthi

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If I reject Accenture Technology offer, will I be able to appear for Accenture Strategy interview later on? I have an MBA.

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How much do Outreach care specialists with Anthem / Elevance health earn?

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KPMG GDC is hiring for below positions. DM me or comment below if interested.

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How much an application development team lead gets @ accenture YOE 6 ?

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Currently an Assoc at McK. Recruiters are reaching out with roles and specifying that senior execs are ex-MBB and ONLY hire MBBs. Does this raise a red flag to anyone else?

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My wife reads nearly an entire book per day just in her spare time after work, no exaggeration. I’m amazed by her and wondering what ideas are out there to monetize her skill? Book editing maybe?

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On the topic of intimacy with partners… I’ve been with my boyfriend for 2 years and the past year his libido has dropped to zero. Mostly due to work stress (he says). Whenever I try to initiate, he always shuts me down and says he’s not in the mood. I even touch him and he gets hard but stops me as soon as I try to unzip him. We went from once a week to maybe once a quarter.

I’ve talked to him about it and he says I should take care of myself. So frustrated. 😭😭

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What is the best way to cope with random bystanders teasing you on the street?

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Will hcl provide relocation amount? doj 20 jan

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Can anyone please tell what will be the in-hand salary after all deduction hcl

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Reasons not to join HCL ??

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"How is the project going?"

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Heads or Tails?

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@NonEquityPartner with a devastating attack

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Who has bad law April Fool's jokes?

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All days are work days

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I also have a fifth mood: that feeling when you get back your draft and it’s all red 🤦‍♀️

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Ahhhh law school

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Ok Perry Masonary, go back to Bedrock.

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Via @NonEquityPartner on Instagram

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Can confirm “ability to clam down anxious associates” haha

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Believe in ones self

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Not a meme but…

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Awww, thanks so much!

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At the moment it’s actually both

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Quantum meruit! Res judicata! Mea culpa! Wait, what?

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Studies show, Friday pizza parties are better than vacation.

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When lead plaintiff’s counsel gets fired from their firm, immediately starts their own firm, and enters their appearance on behalf of plaintiff while the partners from the old firm are still entered as well and you, representing the defendant, just sit there like

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As a former English teacher and now a criminal defense attorney, I love this one.

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inspired by a true story!

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Bonus unlocked on NYE with a newborn.

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Get FUCKED, WestLaw. I only switched windows to draft a paragraph, not to end my session.

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How I’m feeling right now..

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