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Depends on the severance package but you could pay me enough money to not do my job for sure

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It's all fun and games until you realize afterward you are a workaholic.

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Correction: TC 51.3 has 15% variable.
Experience: 11 years (Marketing & Brand Manager)

Location: Bengaluru, Karnataka

#mba #marketing #branding #layoff

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