Mocking yet another cringey LinkedIn post I guess belongs in LinkedIn Cringe?

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Wth im eating right now

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It started a trend

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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