Most cringeworthy pickup lines you’ve seen on dating apps?
I’ll start: “Are you my appendix cuz I want to take you out”

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Hey is that a gavel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. Haha 🤗 it was funny since it was coming from a lawyer on bumble. So I was like "why don't you take a look at my briefs" 😂

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Nope it ended up being a couple of nights stands which was fun.

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“If Covid doesn’t take you out, can I?”

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I used this last summer and it legit landed a date 😂 I was shook

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- unsurprisingly from Tinder

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