I think I’ve been single for too long and find everyone annoying lol. Went on two dates over the last week and couldn’t wait to leave 😂

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This is 90% of my dates. All I want to do is go home and be by myself.

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My biggest pet peeve is when they lie about their height in their profile. Honestly height isn’t a huge problem, but if I’m expecting to meet someone that’s 6ft and a lord farquad turns up to the date then I feel lied to. If they’re lying about that then I’m going to assume everything else they say is also a lie.

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Cont’d - I’m a family law attorney and date #1 tried to convince me that the matrimonial home could not be included as a provision in a prenup. Date #2 interrupted me to tell me he studied criminology and pulled a “I could have been a lawyer” lmao.

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I feeeeeeel this. The second I say I’m a lawyer on dates I either get a question about parking tickets or the comment of “everyone says I would be a great lawyer” 🙄🙄🙄

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My favorites are “everyone says I would be such a great lawyer” and “I wanted to go to law school but don’t like to read…”

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Good to know I’m not alone.

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