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1. Guess I’ll never win an argument with you
2. I almost went to law school, people thought I’d be a great lawyer
Or I have a JD but choose real estate sales, or "your a lawyer, you should know". Exhausting.
Assuming my workload is light enough to where we actually go on the date, I get one of these:
- him: oh this is great now I know who to call when I’m in trouble
-me: no. Please don’t call me if you’re in trouble, I do employment law and complex business litigation. Do not call me.
- him: that’s really interesting. So this one time ... (random story about some tangential legal issue the guy had). What do you think about that?
-me: yeah, damn that’s crazy.
-him: oh I bet your so cute in your lawyer clothes.
-me: technically, any clothes I wear are lawyer clothes but agreed I am cute.
-him: I guess I shouldn’t mess with you.
-me: *dazed, confused, mildly concerned* yup, better not.
But my personal fave: you don’t look like a lawyer.
This gives me hope - I’m not alone 😭
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Mine is usually “Oh I better not argue with you”
Same!!!
I don't even get the dates....
Same!!! Lol
Just got the classic “I thought about going to law school”
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“I thought about pursuing law”.... ya so why didn’t you ??
You go on dates with your date not knowing you’re a lawyer?
Even though it’s on my profile, people still don’t know. Also, if it doesn’t come up beforehand, it has come up during the date