My barber screwed up on my mustache while giving me a beard trim. Now I feel/look Amish, but I hate the way I look clean shaven even more. Idk what to do

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Take a week to think it over. By then i bet your problem will have solved itself

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It was a 2 year mustache. It's going to need a lot longer than a week to grow back 😕

Is it this bad? If not, you are good.

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That’s one hell of a ?

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Just rock the Amish look for a couple weeks. And run around your yard like Mose Schrute.

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Use a Sharpie

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Definitely post a pic. That’s the solution.

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Move to Lancaster, PA

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Guess he was rusty

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Go big or go Holmes

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Buy yourself a fake mustache to cover the damaged area—problem solved!

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Stick some pubes on it

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I feel your pain, brother. This too shall pass. I tried a new barber once and he butchered my beard. Trim your own.

You’ll be okay

Be grateful you even got to go to the barber.

Two words: Lace front

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