My girlfriend refuses to give me a foot rub. I don’t think she understands how impressive it is to work at a ten billion dollar revenue international law firm.

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I’ve thought about deleting this app for a while now, and this about did it for me.

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Hahahaa

I’d give you a foot rub, will even clean between your toes. Those women will never understand.

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What a gentleman.

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Save that woman‘s piece of mind and end it now.

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lol, yea, that was too early in the day

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Bro.

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You said “girlfriend” - not “wife”

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I love when people refer to the firm with ten billion revenue that I work at that’s a law dragon of this world as v1. Keep the praise coming. Hallelujah

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I mean, it’s an accomplishment to work on massive deals and get comped well for it and even to work at KE. Most lawyers will never do so in their career on any of those accounts. But outside of big law, if this is your identity. Yikes. You were never life of the party 😝

(I know OP is being satirical)

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